Wednesday, June 11, 2008

ROcky

Hello Karachi Waloo Jagooo
RKR
is Back gaya hai

12 comments:

khizerali said...

1st Friend:Yaar Main Jis Larki Ko Chahta Tha,Us Ne Mugh Se Shaadi Nahee Ki..
2nd:Tu Ne Usey Bataya Ke Tera Chacha CROREPATI Hai..
1st:Bataya Tha ..
2nd:Phir?
1st:Ab Woh Meri Chachi Hai..
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I Tell u 10 Things Which I Know About You!!
1.U Are very Special Person With A Beautiful Heart..
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Bus 1 Din Main 1 Mazak Hi Kafi Hai..
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Hamari Dosti Tab Khatam Hogi Jab..
Ek Goonga Ek Behrey Ko Phone Karke Batayega Ke
Ek Andhey Ne Dekha Ke Ek Langra Bhag Raha Tha
Ganje Ke Peechye Us Ke Baal Katne Ke Liye..
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Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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GANDAAAAAAAAAA..
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Police Ko Ek Body Milli Hai ..
Peeley Dant Hain..
Ghonsley Jaise Baal Hain..
Pagloon Wali Shakal Hai..
Dimagh Nahee Hai..
Mughe Fikar Horahi Hai
Zara Aik Miscall To Dena..
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Sunday Means:
S=Sotey Raho..
U=Utho Deer Se..
N=Nahao Mat..
D=Dekhtey Raho T.V
A=Aram Karo..
Y=Yaad Karo Sirf Humko..
So ENJOY Ur SUNDAY..!!!
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Shikwa Hame Manzoor Nahe..
Ajj Na Koi Bahana Hoga..
App Ko Hamari Khushyoon Ki Kasam..
Is Jumme To App Ko NAHANA Hoga..
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Ghalib Ko Nahatey Hue Apni Mehbooba Yaad Agaye.
To Farmaya..
Dil Main Hai Tumhara AKS..!
Dil Main Hai Tumhara AKS..!
Or
Hath Main Hai Naya LUX..!
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Boy To GOD:Give Me A Pocket Full Of Money,
A Job And A Big Vehical Ful Of Girls..
GOD Fulfilled His Wish
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He Become A Bus Conductor Of KU Point..
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Height Of Dreaming..
Bilgates Come To Me And Asked..
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Yaar Tere Pass Xp Ki Cd Hai..
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Plz Ignore Mat Karna..
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Yeh Number 10 Khoobsurat Or Cute Girls Ko Send Karo..
Inshallah App Ko 10 Din Ke Ander 1 Achi Aur Khoobsurat
"BHABHI" Millengi..
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Mashoor Shair Waseem Akram..
Apni Kitab"JUYE KE USOOLON" Main Farmatey Hain..
Ke Khelenge Hum JUYA Log Chahe Kuch Bhi Kahe,
Ke Khelenge Hum JUYA Log Chahe Kuch Bhi Kahe,
Bas Main To Yehi Kahoonga Ey Khuda Mere Abbu Salamat Rahen..
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Sardar Talking On Mobile..
2nd Sardar:Kis Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho..?
1st Sardar:B.V Se..
2nd Sardar:Itney Piyar Se..?
1st Sardar:Tumhari Hai Na..
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At The Bus Stop,
A Man Enterd The Bus And Shouted Out Loudly
"Dont Try To Move Ur Seats"
Sheeda Kulfi Wala Khud Chal Kar App Ke Pass Ayega..
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Suna Hai App Ki Muskurahat Per Log Martey Hain..?
Mughe Bhi Aik Banda Marwana Hai
Zara Time Nikal Kar Ana..
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Sardar:Kal Mere Abbu Kunwen Main Gir Gaye Aur
Zor Zor Se Chillane Lage"BACHAO""BACHAO"
2nd:Ab Kese Hain..?
1st:Theek Hi Honge Kal Se Koi Awaz Nahee Aye..
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khizerali said...

ஜ______ஜ♥ஜ______ஜ
Friends are my life
they make me laugh and smile
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friends are my life
they're always there for a talk
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and thats all i want to say
friends are my life
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Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
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(Khizer ali)

khizerali said...

Shayari Dost SMS

Mana Ye Waqt Hame Yaad Karne Wala Nahi, Par Bewaqt Hame Yaad Kar Liya Karo... Mana Aapke Aas Pass Sari Duniya Hai, Kabhi Hamari Kami Ka Ehsas Bhi Kar Liya Karo...

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Tumne To Yaar Mujhe Jeena Sikha Diya, Mohhabat Ki Raah Par Chalna Sikha Diya. Mili Humko Jab Se Tumahari Dosti, Gum Mein Bhi Muskarana Sikha Diya.

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Waqt To Humey Bhula Chuka Hai, Muqaddar Bhi Na Bhula De, Dosti Dil Se Hum Isiliye Nahin Karte, Kyunke Darte Hai,Koi Phir Se Na Rula De

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Phir Dil Laga Kar Dekhenge,Dil Par Chot Khakar Dekhenge, Aansuoon Se Koi Tasveer Daaman Par Banakar Dekhenge, Phir Bhi Agar Ye Dil Dard Na Ban Saka-E-Dost, To Is Baar Dard Ko He Dil Bana Kar Dekhenge

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Is Pathar Ki Duniya Me , Aksar Dil Toot Jaya Karte Hai Aankhein Bhi Sambhal Kar Bandh Karna Mere Dost.... Palko Ke Bich Bhi Sapne Toot Jaya Karte Hai.

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Woh Dil Kya Jo Milne Ki Dua Na Kare, Tujhe Bhul Kar Jiyun Khuda Naa Kare Rahegi Teri Dosti Meri Zindagi Bankar, Yeh Baat Aur Hai Ki Zindagi Wafa Naa Kare

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Jalaakar Is Dil Ko Saman Dar Par Tere, Diyaa Hum Karenge.. Raho Aabaad Sadaa Tum Khudaase Bas Ab,Ye Duaa Hum Karenge..
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Doori Ho To Ehsas Hota Hai, Dost ke Bina Jiwan kitna Udaas Hota Hai. Umar Ho Apki Sitaro Jitni Lambi, Aisa Dost kahan Har kisi ke Pas Hota Hai.

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Gunah karke saza se darte hai,zahar pikar dawa se darte hai,dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi,hum to dosto k khafa hone se darte hai....
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ye jo apki ankho me nami aayi hai, wo to meri yado ki parchai hai, itna yaad mat karo mujhe - e - mere dost hichkiyo se meri jaan nikal aayi hai

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Tumne to yaar mujhe jeena sikha diya,mohhabat ki raah par chalna sikha diya.Mili humko jab se tumhari dosti,gum me bhi muskurana sikha diya

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Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi, Dilon me chupi daulat nahi dekhi. Jo kehte hai ki duriyon se mit jati hai dosti, Unhone shayed hamari dosti nahi dekhi.

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Kisi din hamari lena khabar, ki kya beet rahi hai tere bagair, chalte hue raho me rakhana najar, k kabhi tere kadmo ke niche na ho meri kabar

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Sirf yadoon ka silsila reh gaya, Khuda jane unse humara kya rishta reh gaya, Ek chand chup gaya jane kahan, Ek sitara use doondta reh gaya.

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jise koyal samjha vo kauwa nikla...Dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla....jo roka kerte the hame sharab pine se, Aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.-"
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Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai, Asma lakh uncha ho magar Jhuk jata hai, Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukavat, Agar dost sacha ho to khuda Bhi jhuk jata hai.

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Tumse Dur Jane ka Iraada na tha, Sada Saath Rehne kabhi Vaada na tha, Tum Yaad na Karoge Yeh Jante the Hum,Par itni Jaldi Bhul Jaoge Andazana tha.

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Mushkil me chahe sath na dena. Umrabhar chahe unse mulakat na dena. Par E-khuda, Dil todna pade DOST ka, aise Zindgi me kabhi haalat na dena.

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Muskurao aap to kali khil jaye, batein karo to dil machal jaye, itni dilkash hai apki dosti, dost to kya Dusman bhi pighal jaye..

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Ek pal ki yeh baat nhi, do pal ka ye saath nhi.. Waise to zindagi ek safar he to hai, par wo safar hi kya jisme aapka saath nahi..

Unknown said...

Send this to all ur fRieNdz and c wHat numBer theY Send to u showen how they feeL abt Ya

1=I like you

2=I love you
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3=You're funny

4=You're cool

5=I don't really care for your personality

6=I wanna be you

7=You have a nice nature

8=I hate you

9=You're boring

10=You have an awesome personality

11=I want a kiss

12=I wanna be your best friend

13=I want to go out with you

15=be wit me

16=you're cute

17=I don’t know you well enough

18=I want you in my life

19=lets give it another try

20=I can forgive you lets try it!

21=no one can ever replace u

22=being your friend is really great

23=u never change

24=u silly as hell

25=I miss u

26=I want u and only u

WHICH NMBR WILL U GIV me?

Unknown said...

hi Khizer my Bro
i love u friend
ajj kal kahan hoo yaar humay tou bol gahai hoo app
website per kaam kar rahai hoo Good buddy lagay rahooo\
Take care u
Bye bye
ALLAH HAFIZ

Unknown said...

FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALLOONS ONCE U LET THEM
>GO U CANT GET THEM BACK SO IM GOING TO TIE U TO
>MY HEART SO I NEVER LOOSE U.
>SEND THIS TO ALL UR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME! SEE HOW MANY U GET BACK!!
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>1 Person - U R Lonely
>2 People - U Have A Couple Friends, But Not Many
>3 People - U Have A Few Friends.
>4 People - U Have Some Friends...
>5 People - U Have Several Friends!
>6 People - U Have Many Friends!
>7 People - U R SOOOO Loved.
>8 People - Everyone Loves U

khizerali said...

Bhool Jaane Ka Tujhe Koi Erada Na Tha..
Tere Siva Kisi Se Kiya Vaada Na Tha..
Nikaal Dete Dil Se Shayad Tumhein Hum..
Per Kya Krein Is Dil Mein Koi Darwaza Na Tha..

khizerali said...

Kisi Sy BaySabab Uljha Nahi Tha
Woh Pahlay Tu Kabhi Aisa Nahi Tha
Woh Phir Bi Yaad Rakhna Chahta Tha
Agarchaa Main Ussy Bhooli Nahi Thi
Buhat A'ala Tha Uska Zarf Lykin
Woh Meri Zaat Ko Samjha Nahi Tha
Woh Jasy ByRukhi Sy Chal Para Tha
Main Itni Bi Gayi Guzri Nahi Thi
Ussay Main Kiun Bura Tahrauon Akhir
Woh Acha Tha Faqat Mera Nahi Tha

khizerali said...

Dear Muslim Bro/Sis,

New Lux Soap mat use karo kion ke is ke raper ke peeche
1 tasveer bani hai ghor se dekho tu wo MUHAMMAD likha hai
is company per case ker diya hai aur yeh product band ker di gai hai
ager app ke dil main zara bhi muhabbat ho PIYARE RASOOL MUHAMMAD SALLAH O ALLIHE WASSALLAM ki tu sab ko forward krain..



Thanks & Best Regards,
khizer_ali17@hotmail.com

Unknown said...

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bas Itna Fasana Hai
Kaghaz Ki Haweli Hai Baarish Ka Zamana Hai

Kya Shart-E-Mohabbat Hai, Kya Shart-E-Zamana Hai
Awaaz bhi Zakhmi hai aur Geet bhi gaana hai

Uss Paar Utarne Ki Umeed Bohat Kam Hai
Kashti Bhi Puraani Hai Aur Toofan Bhi Aana Hai

Samjhe Ya Na Samjhe WoH Andaaz Mohabbat Ke
Ek Shakhk ko Aankhon Se Shair Sunana Hai

Bholi Si Adaa Koi phir Ishq Ki Zidd Par Hai
Phir Aag ka Darya hai Aur Doob ke Jana Hai

Unknown said...

Masoom Mohabbat Ka Bas Itna Fasana Hai
Kaghaz Ki Haweli Hai Baarish Ka Zamana Hai

Kya Shart-E-Mohabbat Hai, Kya Shart-E-Zamana Hai
Awaaz bhi Zakhmi hai aur Geet bhi gaana hai

Uss Paar Utarne Ki Umeed Bohat Kam Hai
Kashti Bhi Puraani Hai Aur Toofan Bhi Aana Hai

Samjhe Ya Na Samjhe WoH Andaaz Mohabbat Ke
Ek Shakhk ko Aankhon Se Shair Sunana Hai

Bholi Si Adaa Koi phir Ishq Ki Zidd Par Hai
Phir Aag ka Darya hai Aur Doob ke Jana Hai

Unknown said...

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